I was born in 1980 — barely. Arriving in mid-December, I showed up for the last two weeks of the year. Perhaps quite naturally, I developed an abiding affinity for the cultural trappings of Christmas.

Ever feel like you need a map to find out which streamer is running your favorite TV show? (SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET?") THE SESAME STREET KIDS: (Singing) Can you ...