Why beat a dead horse when you can beat a keg with a baseball bat while playing along to a handful of Metallica songs, pretending it's actually the snare drum sound from the band's infamous St. Anger ...

Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. If you are going to do “The Sound of Music,” you had better get the music right, and holy heck (if the Reverend Mother will pardon ...