papagoiecho on Instagram: "This “patient” took one look at the syringe… and instantly turned the vet clinic into a crime confession booth 💀😂 The moment the doctor walked in, he threw himself back like a dramatic movie actor: 🦜 “NO! Not the big needle! I surrender!” 🦜 “Whatever I stole, I’ll return it!” 🦜 “Is it a vitamin? I’ll swallow it, don’t stab me!” The vets are crying, the officer nearly fainted from laughing — and the parrot is acting like he’s about to be interrogated by the FBI, no